After 30 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV... but I got to sleep every night with a hot young 22 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice big house, a luxurious car, king size bed, and a big-screen plasma TV... but I'm sleeping with a worn out 52 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot young 22 year old blond to sleep with, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and not have anything nicer than a 10 inch black and white TV.
OK... NEVERMIND
