I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
From her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty
And probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at
Me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this
stuff?"
"Uh,"..I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on
The Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in! silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if
You don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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