Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants

[XMEN Iceman]

11. Disembodied head of Bill Gates - It's just too creepy.

10. Agent Smith - Kept assimilating all the user's documents.

9. Oprah - Head wouldn't fit on screen.

8. Leafy, the Marijuana leaf - "It looks like you're smoking a joint! Do you need some help with that?"

7. Kickajoo the Kangaroo - Australian accent too hard to understand.

6. Barney the Dinosaur - Customers spending a ton of money replacing monitors with bullet holes in them while trying to shoot Barney.

5. Barfy the Hobo - Children loved him until he threw up on their shoes.

4. Tux the Penguin - Someone in the assistant creation department has a bad sense of humor... and no job.

3. Primi the Fetus - Pro-life groups protested, because you could abort the use of it.

2. Stevie the Em-Ballmer - Too frightening for users of any age.

1. Dell Tech Support Guy - Couldn't make him give any helpful answers.

[Sharpster]

Alot of free time lately icey? Been posting alot !

[XMEN Iceman]

Nah...just do it to see if I can get more people to come back and read the forums.

I miss my buds.

[TimberWolf]

How do you read? I was just typing what ever I felt not knowing what it was. Maybe I should get edumaceted. Isn't that what College suppost to do?

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

Ice, I read almost every day. Just don't always have time to post.